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Keelah se'lai, friends. I have neither a name nor a face, and I don't like lollipops. Featuring: fandoms -- Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect, Syfy shows, random games, Tobuscus, Artemis Fowl, other random books... yeah, this is what tags are for, I guess. I'm an author.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

For Roosterteeth, look here: http://thecelticfirebird.tumblr.com/tagged/rt/

little-smoochie-owl:

baby-snakes:

tombtea:

  • upset stomach and vomiting
  • ulcers
  • muscle aches
  • chronic fatigue
  • hormonal problems
  • irregular menstrual cycles
  • insomnia
  • infections
  • lowered immune system
  • migraines
  • shortness of breath
  • dizziness
  • heart palpitations
  • teeth-grinding
  • rashes

it is a lot more than just “feeling anxious “

thank you.

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gatecrazy:

Telsa appreciation, I mean who else is that sassy?

(via daringlybelieving)

  • bioware in dao: they wont want to fuck the qunari
  • bioware in da2: they wont want to fuck the qunari
  • bioware in dai: they very much wanted to fuck the qunari

becausedragonage:

spicyshimmy:

ALISTAIR:

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ANDERS:

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FENRIS:

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KAIDAN:

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GARRUS:

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JAMES VEGA:

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ZEVRAN:

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MORRIGAN:

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OMG. This. You all have to read this.

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tetheringthemoon:

If you don’t like Burnie Burns, there is something wrong with you.

(via alliekhaleesi)

theladyinquisitor:

Source: The Bioware Forum. 

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silentshivers:

literally how does anyone not believe in aliens

are u really so anthropocentric that you think there are millions and billions and trillions of light years of the ever expanding universe but we’re the only life to possibly exist smh

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twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

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seeyouguyslater:

deadbaconpool:

theresnewsray:

RWBY Remake

Wait. Are those the voice actors?

They sure are!

(via welcome-to-wonder)

mallius:

"We haven’t escaped the madness — it simply wears a new face, now."

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