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Keelah se'lai, friends. I have neither a name nor a face, and I don't like lollipops. Featuring: fandoms -- Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect, Syfy shows, random games, Tobuscus, Artemis Fowl, other random books... yeah, this is what tags are for, I guess. I'm an author.

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Why are there random little chocolates labeled “dextro” and “Levo” in bold hidden all around the Normandy?



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It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

hail hydra

blaze ‘n’ praise

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Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

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it pisses me off how writing doesn’t get people money unless they’re like jk rowling like writing books should be one of the highest paying jobs in the world that shit is hard

i bet that open heart surgeries are harder

Open heart surgeries can be taught. You can’t teach a person a world that no one else has created.

you won this time. 


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can an american explain to me please why you’d wear your shoes inside your house?

my feet are cold and sometimes i have to leave the house on short notice, so it’s a hassle to take my shoes on and off. :)

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If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

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The Neighborhood


Female Robbery By The Neighborhood

I think I found out that I have nothing, that i have nothing in this place for me…

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White people will believe anything if they think it’s a Native American proverb.
Native American Proverb (via presidentobarna)

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its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.


its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

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"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

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